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Boring Gordon

He's watered all his houseplants
And written down their names
He's painted all his battleships and model aeroplanes
He's polishing his chess pieces again

He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon, Gordon's Boring
Boring Gordon

He's visited the station
And noted down the trains
He's spent time in the library, reading all that it contains
He's polishing his greenhouse window panes

He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon, Gordon's Boring
Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon
He's Boring Gordon, Gordon's Boring
Boring Gordon

Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
YEAH!

He's organised toy soldiers
(ORGANISED TOY SOLDIERS)
Into military campaigns
(MILITARY CAMPAIGNS)
He's been working on his guttering and rodding out the drains
(WORKING ON HIS GUTTERING)
He's polishing his aches and pains
(ACHES AND PAINS)
His chess pieces and greenhouse window panes
(WINDOW PANES)
He's Gordon and he'll make you go insane
(GO INSANE!)

Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
YEAH!
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
YEAH!
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
Are we boring Gordon?
YEAH!




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